"Douchebags & Divas" Lyrics

Copyright: Ricky Montijo. All rights reserved.

Say things you don’t mean 
The mean things you say 
Act like you don’t bleed while you’re beating me 
I hope that you no longer view me as your lover 
You know we’re  through, you know you blew it 
That was your last chance, let’s dance 

Douchebags and Divas 
You can dive right in 
Selfish deceivers lie until the end 
Douchebags and Divas 
You can join the club 
Cuz none of ‘em need us 
Only themselves to love 
They don’t even care about you
Lacking in the basic virtue 

Lies that you tell me, I can tell it in your eyes 
Said I’m your only, now I only despise 
It’s over now done dragging me down 
Get over yourself 
I’ll say it loud when you come around  
That was your last chance, let’s dance 

Douchebags and Divas 
You can dive right in 
Selfish deceivers lie until the end 
Douchebags and Divas 
You can join the club 
‘Cuz none of ‘em need us 
Only themselves to love 
They don’t even care about you
Lacking in the basic virtue 
They don’t even care about you  
Look how they can’t live without your love 

Maybe I been a douche from time to time  
Maybe I lied to a few nickels to get me a dime 
Now I move up, over, and out of a Diva’s way 
Because she’ll leave you with nothing but a few words to say 
And I pray that everybody gets the urge to purge yourself 
Of all the drama mamas and players please don’t hurt yourself 
Life’s too short to be letting a diva drag you down 
Ain’t no time to keep a Dbag around 
Cut it of quick slick, snip there you go 
Nothing to it just do it smooth like my flow 
I’m bringing the beat back for you cuz you already know 
Them D’s ain’t nothing but destruction so… 

Douchebags and Divas 
You can dive right in 
Selfish deceivers lie until the end 
Douchebags and Divas 
You can join the club
Cuz none of ‘em need us 
Only themselves to love